Claim a piece of Bash.

Bag Sponsor – Because we just can’t seem to help ourselves when it comes to free things.

And who doesn’t need another koozie from a credit union? If you and your org select Swag Bag, be prepared to receive the following benefits:

Your name, on stuff. We’re serious; we’re going to put it on things.

Especially THE BAG!

Maybe this will be the bag that holds other bags, a bag can dream… a bag can dream.

Also every gets one… and we mean… EVERYONE.

Sensory Space Sponsor – Sometimes a room is too loud, too bright, too crowded, too people shaped, or just doing entirely too much.

We respect the room’s commitment to being a room.

We also respect everyone’s right to leave that room before their brain files a formal complaint.

If you and your org select Sensory Space, be prepared to receive the following benefits:

Your name, on stuff. We’re serious, we’re going to put it on things.

PLUS: Your name attached to the place people can go when the event is still wonderful, but their nervous system would like to speak to a manager.

Outdoor Band Stage Sponsor – At some point someone looked at a perfectly normal outdoor area and said, “You know what this needs?”

Amplified sound.

And somehow, they were right.

Not a Bluetooth speaker sitting sadly on a folding chair. Not someone’s phone in a red Solo cup trying its best. A stage.

If you and your org select Outdoor Band Stage, be prepared to receive the following benefits:

Your name, on stuff. We’re serious, we’re going to put it on things.

PLUS: Your name attached to the place where music, announcements, attention, and general event authority all gather together and pretend they are not the main character. This is where people look when something is happening. They could be looking at you.

Hydration Sponsor – Texas in August is not weather. No, it’s Mother Nature’s amateur performance of Dante’s inferno where the temperature is played by an actual celebrity so it’s all anyone ever talks about.

It gets old, fast.

So yes, we will have water.

If you and your org select Hydration, be prepared to receive the following benefits:

Your name, on stuff. We’re serious, we’re going to put it on things.

PLUS: Your name on the water. The water, baby. Every guest gets one. Some guests may get more than one, because again, Texas has chosen violence.

Humanity has spent a truly impressive amount of time getting bullied by reflected light.

Snow. Canal water. Same fight. Different water.

Arctic people made snow goggles. Venice had gondola glasses. Apparently, when light keeps bouncing back at us, humanity eventually invents something to put on its face.

And then there were smoky quartz lenses in China, used less for sunshine and more for hiding your eyes during questioning.

So no, sunglasses have not always been about that blazing thing in the sky.

Sometimes they are about glare.

Sometimes they are about privacy.

Sometimes they are about putting one small thing between your face and the world.

Which is unfortunate, because the world is everywhere all the time.

And yes, sometimes they are about looking cool.

If you and your org select Sunglasses, be prepared to receive the following benefits:

Your name, on stuff. We’re serious, we’re going to put it on things.

PLUS: Your name attached to the thing guests can grab when Texas, bright rooms, window glare, or existence itself gets a little too shiny.

Good thing we look cool.

Photo Wall Sponsor – People love taking pictures at events. Then they post them. Then other people see them. Then someone asks, “Wait, what was that?”

Congratulations, you discovered marketing.

Don Draper would be proud.

If you and your org select Photo Wall, be prepared to receive the following benefits:

Your name, on stuff. We’re serious, we’re going to put it on things.

PLUS: Your name attached to the one place guests are intentionally stopping, smiling, posing, retaking the photo, rejecting the first photo, retaking it again, and then posting the third one.

That picture may live online longer than any of us are emotionally prepared for.

Program Guide Sponsor – Every event has at least one person who wants to know what is happening, when it is happening, where it is happening, and why nobody told them sooner.

That person is correct. They deserve a program.

If you and your org select Program Guide, be prepared to receive the following benefits:

Your name, on stuff. We’re serious, we’re going to put it on things.

PLUS: Your name attached to the guide people will look at when they are trying to understand the day, find the next performance, remember who sponsored what, or pretend they were organized the whole time.

It will be held by people who read things. A rare and beautiful demographic.

Food Truck Row Sponsor – Every event eventually develops a second event. It happens near the food.

People drift over casually. Then someone gets fries. Then someone else says, “Wait, where did you get those?” Then suddenly, there is a line.

This is how civilization began. Probably.

If you and your org select Food Truck Row, be prepared to receive the following benefits:

Your name, on stuff. We’re serious, we’re going to put it on things.

PLUS: Your name attached to the place guests go when they need food, a break, a conversation, a minute outside, or a socially acceptable reason to stop standing in the same spot. People will gather there. Not because we told them to. Because there is food, and food outranks almost every event agenda ever printed.

Dance Segment Sponsor – This is the part people came to see. Not the tablecloths. Not the parking. Not the extremely official sidewalk chalk.

The dancing.

If you and your org select a Dance Segment, be prepared to receive the following benefits:

Your name, on stuff. We’re serious, we’re going to put it on things.

PLUS: Your name connected to one featured performance moment during the showcase. Tastefully. Respectfully.

No one is putting your logo on a child’s forehead. Probably.

Friend Name Tag Station Sponsor – Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.

Unfortunately, that name tag has been rejected by the committee. Several others have also been rejected by the committee.

If you and your org select Friend Name Tag Station, be prepared to receive the following benefits:

Your name, on stuff. We’re serious, we’re going to put it on things.

PLUS: Your name attached to the place where guests, volunteers, families, vendors, and people who forgot everyone’s name immediately get a socially acceptable way to rejoin society.

Name tags are not glamorous. Neither are forks. Try running an event without them and see what happens.

Raffle Table Sponsor – The raffle table is where hope becomes paperwork.

People walk up casually. Then they see the prizes. Then suddenly, they are calculating ticket strategy like they have been personally retained by a casino.

If you and your org select Raffle Table, be prepared to receive the following benefits:

Your name, on stuff. We’re serious, we’re going to put it on things.

PLUS: Your name attached to one of the highest dwell areas of the event, where guests stop, point, discuss their budget, and decide that yes, actually, they do need more tickets.

Is it gambling? No. It’s optimism with perforated paper.

Headphone Borrow Sponsor – Sometimes the event is great. Sometimes the event is great and also too loud. Both things can be true, because brains are complicated and rooms have no manners.

If you and your org select Headphone Borrow, be prepared to receive the following benefits:

Your name, on stuff. We’re serious, we’re going to put it on guests.

PLUS: Your name attached to a simple access tool that lets more guests stay, participate, reset, and enjoy the day without having to choose between being present and being overwhelmed.

This is not extra. This is the point.

Shout-out Card Station Sponsor – There are only so many times a person can say “great job” before the words start to lose structural integrity.

So we are giving people cards. Cards are useful. Cards hold feelings better than awkward hallway compliments. Cards also let people write something nice, hand it over, and then immediately avoid eye contact like a normal person.

If you and your org select Shout-out Card Station, be prepared to receive the following benefits:

Your name, on stuff. We’re serious, we’re going to put it on things.

PLUS: Your name attached to the place where guests can write notes, encouragement, congratulations, tiny emotional missiles, and other paper based evidence that people showed up and cared.

Some of these cards may be saved forever. No pressure.

Parking Sponsor – If there’s something people hate having to worry about, it’s parking.

You know that feeling when you think you see a spot but then it’s really just someone’s smart car parked between two trucks. Like who even parked there first? Was it the smart car and then the two trucks parked on either side, or did the person driving the smart car see this and think “yep I want to ruin everyone’s day when they see me”.

Yea… we’re going to avoid that.

If you and your org select parking, be prepared to receive the following benefits:

Your name, on stuff. We’re serious, we’re going to put it on things.

PLUS: Our parking volunteers will make their home base a table with your name on it! Pretty dang cool for you. Everyone who comes to the event will stop at your table when being told where to park. You can’t put a value on that.

Sidewalk Chalk Sponsor – Do people even use regular chalk anymore? Do we care? NO!

There are few things more humbling than walking into a place and immediately realizing you have no idea where you are supposed to go. Then what do you do? You pull out your phone pretending you meant to stop, silently hoping nobody noticed.

We’ve been there, pal.

If you and your org select sidewalk chalk, be prepared to receive the following benefits:

Your name, on stuff. We’re serious, we’re going to put it on things.

Your name, on the ground. We’re serious, we’re going to put it on the ground a lot.

PLUS: Our chalk volunteers will create arrows, labels, and highly official sidewalk based instructions pointing guests toward the places they are actually supposed to go.

People will literally follow your name to the event.

Blue-Light Cue Sponsor – At some point, the room needs a signal that says, “Hey everyone, something is happening now.”

Yelling works. But we are trying to run an event, not summon goats.

If you and your org select Blue-Light Cue, be prepared to receive the following benefits:

Your name, on stuff. We’re serious, we’re going to put it on things.

PLUS: Your name attached to the visual cue that helps guests understand transitions, attention shifts, and performance moments without needing someone to shout over the entire room like a disappointed gym teacher.

It is lighting. It is access. It is also kind of dramatic.

Maybe today is not the day your organization is emotionally, spiritually, or operationally prepared to become the official Bag Sponsor.

That is okay.

Some businesses are not ready for that level of fame.

Some businesses have inventory systems to think about. Payroll.

Back to school season. A printer that has been “almost fixed” since March.

Basic logistics, really.

Gift cards are beautiful because they are small, useful, easy to understand, and often sparkle.

If you are not looking for a full sponsorship but still want to help, gift cards, raffle items, products, services, snacks, drinks, or local experiences are all welcome.

We can even come pick them up.

Because we are not above driving across town for a gift card.